Monday, 24 March 2025

Recently in the Grim North



I use the word recently with some narrative ambiguity.  However, player characters have engaged with the setting. A bonus then. Creating material for games that doesn’t get used is a sad affair. You must play to get the most from the hobby of RPG.


An out of control house party has been shut down, this has probably earned the enmity of everyone involved. It was the Von Eirik mansion and those patricians are just… well, they’re not like you and I. Amongst the invitees were The Cult of the Supreme and Baleful Eye;  and some dealers in Prophecy Fudge, the latest narcotic craze to sweep the city. It gives visions of many potential futures but one of the downsides maybe that there’s a strong chance it’s made from the excrement of prophecy moth larvae. These are hard to keep; given they are analogous to the old DnD carrion crawler; and the second stage of their lifecycle is insanity inducing and deadly in the extreme. Plus the host turned out to be the patron’s older brother, so family drama. 


Simultaneously, or perhaps at the same time, two of the PCs involved played a divergent time stream diversion where they heisted a trade for the last owlbear egg. Owlbears obviously being ridiculous (although as I child I did indeed own a set of the plastic chinasaurs that Gary based some of his monsters on, no idea how I came by them.) This created an interesting situation for me. I asked the two players that turned up that night if they wanted to continue the mansion thing without the others or do something else. They opted for something else and the divergent time stream thing kicked in. That meant some stuff I was debating including in the setting, such as the Achronous, the Lords of Synchronicity and their Time Skirmish; was now in play. Unleash the Temporal Hounds, I say (stats as Hellhound but their breath weapon is pure time, aging effects forthwith.)


The hunt for ghost snake liver took the PCs into the Underworld beneath the city and there several of them met their end. Reaching into a corrosive pool to recover a submerged sword and falling from a medium height while trying to negotiate vertical tunnels. So nothing too extravagant. They encountered more cultists (this is the Grim North, minority religious practices are rife,) albino sewer alligators, cannibal mole men and the Ghost snake itself. I’m not sure cannibal is a term I can really apply to the mole men, after all their humanity is somewhat diminished. Sentientivore is a clumsy and non-evocative alternative. 


Then there’s the whole Black Market Thyme/Time Caper. Previously in the Grim North a group of PCs were hired by the Herb Cartel to smuggle some

fresh herbs into the city. Herbs are valuable here, this is a setting of permanent winter so getting plant based stuff in from the outside is always going to be lucrative. The PCs double crossed the Herb Cartel leading to them burning down the old House of Mercenaries, Sellspears and Blades for Hire and the setting up of the new Secret Shack of Mercenaries, etc etc. So the PCs headed out of the city with a hand cart and some manure, intending to smuggle a barrel of black market thyme back into town. The barrel had been stolen by some of the Achronous, those who would live unaffected by the passage of time, resulting in their deaths and the acquisition of a pocket door. The door lead to a temporal dead end, a branch of the time steam left to go fallow; effectively a small extra-temporal realm. Occupied by an impossibly old Achronous, the PCs used the the realm to smuggle a barrel of ambiguous contents ( perhaps it was Thyme, perhaps it was Time) back into the city and deliver it to their employer. As he left they caught a glance of the hourglass pendant of the Achronous concealed beneath his beard. 

Monday, 17 March 2025

Why I Prefer the DIY Approach



 I write my own adventures. Not for you to read and play, you understand, but for me to run at my table. When I say adventures I’m giving myself a lot a of undue credit. I have always preferred the term scenario in any case but I feel that it is more appropriate to what I do. Write some notes, draw or appropriate a map, roll on some random tables. We’re done. 


I see the advantage of buying and running prepared materials. Especially when I observe people who play a lot of different systems or game with a high frequency. There’s only so much cognitive space available for RPGs in one’s life. Using prepare material takes frees up some of that space for learning new rule systems or maintaining three weekly campaigns or whatever we’re trying to achieve. Or perhaps most of that space is already  taken up with work, social activities, family, stress factors etc. 


It doesn’t really occur to me to do this however. I do every so often strive to include more of other people’s materials in my games. Added diversity of ideas and making other people do the work for you so you can get on with the business of playing seem like wins to me. I don’t really enjoy reading rpg materials though. Scenario and setting creation is part of my hobby too. I like that element of the game in the same way that I don’t collect games for their own sake as some of my friends do. There are loads of ways to do RPGs as a hobby and none of them are objectively wrong.


Following someone else’s scenario seems limiting to me. When do engage in it I tend to use the framework of the writing as an adventure seed and go my own way with it. I suspect this is what most people do also but when I look back at times I’ve run published material it rarely looks even remotely like it does on the page.


Presentation matters too. Two column wall of text style just isn’t for me. I realise that some adventures are written with the intention of being reading material rather than to be run but I am not that demographic. If we get something like Wilderlands of High Fantasy with its brief hex descriptions; or something in the Necrotic Gnome house, style with its bullet points and  bold text for primary information, then we’re off to a good start.


Ultimately, it’s the sitting down with graph paper, pens and pencils and dice; these days it’s often my iPad, or notes I sketch during play. I might moan about GM prep but it’s an essential creative outlet for me. That’s why I’m DIY.

Thursday, 13 March 2025

The Perils of Sunday Evening Games


Currently I run for two hours between 8pm and 10pm on a Sunday evening. This is the time slot which I am most consistently available. It has its quirks. Both the players and I are often tired from the weekend or have to be up early on Monday morning. The relatively short sessions reflect this and the requirement to play via video chat. What this means for the game is that deep character immersion and ultra serious gameplay probably isn’t achievable. Hence, I have gravitated back towards the Grim North. 

An open table style set up coupled with the dark whimsy of the setting seems to work well for a group of internet friends with a couple of hours to kill (some molemen hopefully) at the terminus of their weekend. 

It does mean that I have shelved my more pretentious attempts at Otherworld immersion. This isn’t such a bad thing. There is high potential to disappear up your own arse in this hobby, if you take it too seriously too much of the time. 

The Grim North is not that game. The Grim North does not take itself too seriously. It could use some tweaks here and there though. One area I’m constantly blocked about is tying new characters into the setting at the generation phase. Something like the Warhammer careers system would probably do the job here, albeit adapted to Swords and Wizardry. So setting appropriate subclasses or the failed careers for Electric Bastionland. It’s the sort of work that when I finally complete it, will pay continual dividends. I never regret working on random tables for the setting. For instance on this week I had occasion to roll on my Random Thieves Crew Activities table which added just the right amount of chaos to the session and I was all pleased with myself like I’d done something impressive rather than just put numbers next to unimaginative, gibberish phrases and roll a die. 


Random Thieves Crew Activities


  1. Me and my crew were out breaking windows…
  2. Looking furtive while transporting a decent amount of narcotics
  3. Casing a joint for a robbery
  4. Jumping someone into the gang
  5. Shaking down an innocent shop owner for protection money
  6. Looking for drunks to roll
  7. Gearing up for a street fight
  8. On their way to burn a tavern down 
  9. About to perform a rope access burglary
  10. Bored and spoiling for a fight
  11. Getting wasted
  12. Pursuing a rival gang member on the wrong patch
  13. Leaving a venue not normally associated with Thieves Crew activity such as yoga or crocheting 
  14. On the run from the Law having just heisted some fresh produce
  15. Acting as protection for a clandestine Patrician
  16. Cart jacking
  17. Tagging interesting architecture 
  18. Picking pockets for practice
  19. Burgling somewhere 
  20. Helping an old lady cross the street

Sunday, 2 March 2025

More GM Prep but different

This is the second post of my rather scruffy GM prep. It’s in note form and represents a Dungeon Crawl Classics funnel designed to kick off a Crawljammer style campaign. Crawjammer being an awesome Spelljammer style zine for DCC. It should really be fleshed out into its own setting, with a boxed set and everything. Instead you can get it here.

The pitch for Crashed Black Ziggurat from Outer Space is  a space-going Chaos temple collides with a Crawljammer craft filled with space vikings and the whole thing crashes into your pseudo-medieval world. It’s leaking raw chaos into the environment and the smart money is it’s going to blow up, destroying everything. Your band of level-0 nobodies investigate the crash site in the hope of escaping their impending doom. 


I realise of course that this is a step pyramid, not a ziggurat but the latter makes for a snappier title…

The point of this of course is to have the player’s 0-level peasants get come face to face with space vikings, chaos spawn, a weird alien squid, negotiate with an imprisoned demon and either escape through a magic portal or fly off into the aether in a stolen Crawljammer Drakkar. Lots of them will die along the way but that’s part of the fun.

I ran this over two sessions of about three hours and it resulted in the serving characters taking a portal to an arboreal world just as the Chaos Singularity exploded and engulfed their world in pure Chaos.